Do you want news ? Well, you've come to the best place : FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS - The MOST REFRESHING news in the world !! WORDS OF THE DAY : " hypochondriac " [ high - poe - kon - dree - ak ] ( This is a person who always thinks he is sick but actually he's not. ) " It hurts. " ( It's painful. It feels bad. ) JOKE OF THE THE DAY : A woman walked into a doctor's office and complained, " Doctor, I've got terrible pains all over my body ! If I touch my elbow, it hurts. If I touch my leg, it hurts. If I touch my neck, it hurts. What's wrong with me ? " The doctor asked the woman to lie down, and checked all over her body. He then told her, " I think I found the problem. You've got a broken finger ! " ( HA HA !! ) UPCOMING EVENTS : > Don't forget the FREE SOCIAL CLUB this Wednesday night ! For more details, check last Wednesday's FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS ! | 
