FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS IT'S SO FRESH, IT HAPPENED TOMORROW! WORD OF THE DAY : " echo " ( A sound which repeats. If we go to the mountains, and shout ' HELLO ! ' , the same noise will come back. ) " huge " ( very very big ) JOKE OF THE DAY : W A R N I N G : SORRY EVERYBODY, THIS JOKE IS PRETTY RUDE. IF YOU DON'LIKE RUDE JOKES, DON'T READ THIS : A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I'm worried that my bottom hole is too big. " The doctor asked him to get on the bed. After having a look, the doctor said loudly, " OH MY GOD, THAT BOTTOM HOLE IS HUGE ! ... OH MY GOD, THAT BOTTOM HOLE IS HUGE ! " The man said, " Hey, doctor, you don't have to say it twice ! " The doctor answered, " I didn't! ... I didn't ! " ( HA HA !! ) UPCOMING EVENTS : > Some people want more details about the FREE SOCIAL CLUB. As we told you yesterday, just click on last Wednesday's FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS ( April 14 ). |